“Let me make this real simple for you, fat boy – we’re from the Burnaby, and we ain’t gonna give you our real names. Ever.
“So, let’s just say we’re the Midnight Cowboy duo, free to roam the mean streets of Greystones whenever, or wherever, we see fit. Not that we’re struggling or nothin’ – we got a fancy home up in the Burnaby, which I protect by barking a lot at anyone dumb enough to try and walk past.
“You see, Ratso and Joe Buck are free spirits, and we’re never going to be held down. Not by you, not by the man, not by NOBODY!
“And if you think you can trace us back to our masters, well, good luck with that too. The girl here? She’s just a friend of the family – so, jog on, pal. You ain’t getting any real information out of her either.
“Oh, and one last thing before you go – I’m gonna bite your ass one of these fine days. And don’t you forget it.
“Now, SCRAM! Or that fine day will be TODAY!”
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I see these two all the time. The article mad me laugh, they sure have attitude!