“I’m Elle, the supermodel, and behind me is my good friend, Bowie, the international, jetsetting rock legend. We make a pretty good team – as you can imagine.
“I’m 5, Bowie is 5, and we’re pretty happy with this Lisa chick. She has a little mini-Lisa coming along on wheels with us lately, called Lana-Rose, and that’s kinda cool for us. Baby’s needs walking, we need walking, so, Lisa does a lot of walking. Which is pretty much top of any dog’s Favourite Things To Do In Life list.
“What can I tell you about ourselves, other than we’re gorgeous, and loveable, and megastars…? Oh, The Cove! Got to mention The Cove – it’s just doggy heaven. People seem to like it too.
“I’ll tell you who really loves it though – Bowie here. He’s goes frickin’ nuts once Lisa lets him off the lead down there. Talk about Adogin Sane!
“So, all good here. We got the sea. We got the trees, the grass, the treats, the cool owner, the even cooler baby… what’s not to love about living here in Greystones?
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, Bowie wants me to help rehearse his new Diamond Dogs show. Like his namesake, my buddy is trying to create a whole new genre here.
“He’s calling it ruff’n’roll.”