“It’s all about getting a little sympathy – that way, your bound to get treats, pets, walks, you name it.
“The name’s Sushi, and you haven’t seen anyone better at pulling a sadder face since Anne Frank. These two here are suckers for it. It’s actually pretty hard to keep a straight face with these two, never mind a sad one. Inside, I’m laughing all the time. I just don’t dare share it.
“How could I not be happy though? I’m a dog, living in Greystones. We got The Cove. We got the South Beach. And the cats around here are so fat, it’s not even funny. I don’t know whether to chase them or kick them over the goal posts.
“Oh, I nearly forgot, I’m a golden shepard, which is half Golden Retreiver and half German Shepard. We hail all the way from Joseph, the original golden shepard.
“So, yeah, life here in Greystones is great. Even if I do have a face like a smacked arse.”