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Always a big part of town – even when he tried to turn his back on us for a few years by moving abroad – Gordon is also becoming a big part of the telecommunications world, his Greystones-based telecoms business, Goldfish.ie, providing, he tells us, “cloud-based telephony services to the Irish business market“.
t’s hard to find anyone in Greystones 
with a bad word to say about Gordon O’Neill.
And believe us, being a gossip rag, we tried to find one.
He is, people told us again and again, “a good egg”. Then again, this being Greystones, that could be a dig at Gordon’s beautiful bald head. Which is a sign of incredible virility, by the way.
Always a big part of town – even when he tried to turn his back on us for a few years by moving abroad – Gordon is also becoming a big part of the telecommunications world, his Greystones-based telecoms business, Goldfish.ie, providing, he tells us, “cloud-based telephony services to the Irish business market“. 
Which sounds vaguely dodgy, if you ask us.
Given just how much of a good egg young Gordon is though, we reckon anyone out there having difficulties with their telecommunications – whether it’s a bad phone signal, slow internet connection, or maybe you’ve just lost your mobile – need only get in touch with Mr. O’Neill on the goldfish.ie.
He’ll be happy to answer all and any queries. For €150 a minute. Plus VAT. And expenses.