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Maybe it’s the happy-clappy Happy Pear
Or it maybe it’s the 1,001 love letters to Greystones published by the 1,001 Irish Times journalists who live here, the enticing aroma from Joe’s chipper, the shine off that brand, swanky new harbour, or maybe you’re just trying to find that hot air hostess called Liz who shot
Just, you know, don’t get caught short. Or you may never
Greystones is a town that heartily welcomes party people, but not, by the looks of it, party poopers. So, if
Shockingly, there are only two public toilets in Greystones, both of them along the South Beach, and each within five minutes
And how many decades now has it been that the Greystones train station toilets have been out of order…? And the public toilets
A Town Of Two Crappers
o, you’ve finally made your way out to sunny Greystones, thanks to that tsunami of 
good vibrations seemingly coming at you from every angle…
phenomenon that has you trekking along The Cliff Walk to our sunny little town? 
over a come-fly-with-me look as you disembarked…?
walk straight again.
you’re strutting around our town, full of the joys of the world but also the Code Brown roughage of The Happy Pear, you’d better be prepared to run, run, run, run. 
walk of the other.
beside Joe Sweeney’s, for that matter. previous post
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Twice I’ve had the door of the one on the south beach open on me after like 2 minutes! Beware!
That’ll be the marijuana alarm.
There is a plan/proposal by the councillors to move the toilet from the South Beach car park to the Harbour. We need more than 2 public toilets in an area the size and spread of Greystones so why not put a third toilet at the Harbour and keep the 2 existing toilets where they are?