So, you’re going to the Garden County of Ireland, for a travel feature for the biggest-selling national paper in Ireland…
So, when it comes to Wicklow, where to go, where to go?
Let’s see – Glendalough? Check. Up the Wicklow Mountains on yer bike? Of course. Afternoon tea in Powerscourt? Heck, yeah.
But wait, what’s this? You’re doing a travel feature in the Irish Indo about A Perfect Day In Wicklow, and you don’t mention the beauty and the ecstasy that is Greystones?!
You feckin’ fecker eejit!
Beyond ordering a takeaway pizza from the Beastie boys in The Boat Yard, Pól Ó Conghaile (sounds foreign to us!) would rather spend his morning hanging out in Bray than popping along the Cliff Walk to The Greatest Wicklow Town That Ever There Was.
Even if it is just for a Happy Pear Organic, Free-Range Lentil Frappuccino Suppository Surprise.
Seriously though, lads, Bray…?