Despite the fact that we have let him stay in the country, and we have showered the man with love and awards, for some reason, Tomasso Spennato still has a puss on him like a well-smacked arse.
Having suggested way back in August last year that his traditional Greystones cafe should really be called The Bitter Lemon, some local wags have decided to take the misery into their own hands.
Next Friday, July 15th, there will be a dinner going under the banner of Sweetening The Bitter Lemon. Happening, of course, at Caffé Delle Stelle, from 7.30pm to chuckin’ out time, the aim of the evening is to turn that famous Tomasso frown upside-down. And inside-out.
The wry organisers promise a night of laughter, fun and Italian food, and only positive people need apply. And imbibe.
It’s just €25 for the two-course meal, with a limit of 30 beautiful people allowed. Tomasso’s little legs can serve more people than that on any given night.
A non-returnable €10 deposit before Tuesday 12th gets you a seat at The Lost Supper, kids. For tickets you can phone Dee on 0876455663 or Suzi on 0876250823.
Here’s hoping the night will help Tomasso finally get over not winning our Breakfast Of Champions 2016 crown last month. He’s been looking at us funny ever since. Joe Pesci funny.