Yep, it’s good to know that Greystonians can sleep safe in their beds, knowing that an attack from an intergalactic alien force hellbent on enslaving the human race for their diabolical universe-conquering plans is highly unlikely – because we’ve got BUDDING SUPERHERO TYMEK in our midst.
One of those ridiculously cute kids, Tymek certainly has the look of the superhero – blonde hair, blue eyes, handsome face. Which would make you think of Thor rather than his real spiritual father, Bruce Banner – aka The Incredible Hulk.
The not-so-jolly green giant is Tymek’s hero, and role model – and each day, Tymek is getting one step closer to the Stan Lee-created Avenger train-carriage-bending superhero’s incredible strength.
Of course, given that Tymek is a superhero, we can’t reveal too much about his undercover civilian life. For example, it would be silly of us to mention that his parents, Monika and Maciek, work in SuperValu. Or that his beautiful aunt, Magdalena, works there too.
That sort of flippant press reporting would put the lives of these fine, upstanding Greystones citizens’ lives at risk. So, we won’t mention it. We’re not stupid.