My Greystones: Jessica Keating

Continuing our rescue of 2014 posts that got lost in one of those dumbass hosting site wipeouts, we come to August 14th of that year, and the incredibly beautiful Jessica Keating.

Just look at that face. Those eyes.

This is the sort of face that would make Lauren Bacall put her foot through a stained glass window.

We’re talking pure Hollywood glamour here. Or maybe Jessica is more of a femme fatale? Or one of those French screen goddesses who can defeat entire armies with just a flick of her cigarette ash.

What really twists our melon, man, is the fact that even though Jessica has That Face, the girl is about as far from a diva as you could ever hope to meet, as happy knocking back pints and telling dirty jokes – having just knocked some poor unfortunate rugby opponent into the middle of next week – as she is being the perfect walking billboard for her Doe Eyes eyelashes-a-go-go business in sunny Delgany.

Beauty and The Beast, all rolled into one.

So, we’re very happy to reinstate this rare exotic Greystonian on the Guide’s My Greystones, Jessica’s fine fizzog being a welcome relief after that ugly fecker Jonty Byrne last week… 

You can check out our Feb 2016 interview with Jessica at her Doe Eyes HQ right here. And you can go check out the 150+ other My Greystones stars here.