My Greystones: Julian Swann

man you’ll find on Save The Whale march just as quickly as you will see supporting McDonald’s coming to Greystones, Julian Swann is that rarest of creatures – a smart, concerned, politically-involved citizen who knows how to have a good time.

And how.

You can see it in the man’s face. That constant grin, that feck-it-we’ll-get-the-Nitelink twinkle in the eye, that ready laugh that could make even Mutley nervous. Yep, Julian Swann knows that the secret to a good life is balance. Do your work well, and do your partying even better.

It’s a gameplan that plainly suits his fetching other half, Johanna, this chucklesome twosome somehow rearing two beautiful daughters whilst all the while maintaining their teenage lust for life. And for one another, by the looks of those regular blurry latenight posts on Facebook.

Still, given just how much weight Julian has lost over the past year – becoming, literally, half the man he used to be – who can blame his good lady wife for skakin’ all over? The man’s only feckin’ gorgeous.

More importantly, Julian Swann is beautiful on the inside too. At least, that’s what his proctologist told us.