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Given that bastarding Amazon, pretty much every shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

Who knows, it may even tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth. Take a walk, and you’ll probably find some more

If you know where to look, there are sales all over town. Here are some of the most recent Greystones specials…

This week’s biggie at SuperValu sees a range of rather fine wines on offer at a mix’n’match 6 for €50. Catch ’em while you can – it’s for Thursday 25th and Friday 26th only

Another week, another fine Escape Boutique sale, with 30% and 40% off across all the fine dresses, accessories, shoes and beyond. Get yourself summer ready. Ya lazy feck.

Over at Enso, it’s all pizzas €10, all day. BOOM!

And should you be thinking about sprucing yourself – or your home – up a little, Brooke & Shoals are celebrating the reopening of their doors with amazing bargains on jewellery, scarves and beyond. Sweet! 

On the groovy gifts front, Lorient are having their Comeback Specials Sale right now, with discounts galore right across the board. And beyond it, by the looks of it. You can do the old Click & Collect, or just pop by. Nice.

And if WiFi at home has been a problem, hey, no more loitering in cafés all day, my fat, freeloading friendJody Connaughton will get your whole house pingin’ for just €150

Over at AZUR, their summer sale is well underway, with 20% off Italian sneakers, and a whole range of summer goodies at 50%. Whilst stocks last, of course…

Also on the pizza front, Domino’s are offering 30% off orders of €30 or more online. Just click on the voucher at the top of the deals page. Here. Just added, they’ve also got Feed 4 For €24, with two medium pizzas and two sumptuous sides. And from Monday to Friday, 12 noon to 4pm, Domino’s have some yummy lunch specials, including personal pizzas with four toppings for just €4, small for €7, medium for €10 and large for €13. Nice.

Oh, and we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees, feck ’em.

On the sunny side, the Escape Boutique gang are back in action, and are celebrating by having a “discount on just about everything”. And that goes for in-store and online. So, happy daze!

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. Still, you can be sure of daily bargains at this award-winning butchers, baby!

Talking of which, if healthy is your kick, Nature’s Gold always have goodies on the go, and The Happy Pear always have groovy promotions – so many, in fact, it’s hard for us to keep up. So, just pop in.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.