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Given that bastarding Amazon, pretty much every shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth. Take a walk, and you’ll probably find some more

If you know where to look, there are sales all over town. Here are some of the most recent Greystones specials…

Running until Sunday 22nd, Green Mango’s latest special is €5 off when you spend €25 or more online. Nice. Just use the code DEAL5 when ordering here. And don’t forget, there’s a GG special until December 31st10% off with the code GG10.

Adding to all the takeaway goodies around de town, Gino’s Pizza are offering a 9-inch of your choice for just €5 on Monday, Tuesdays and Wednesday. Bejiggers!

Over at The Bitter Lemon, Tommaso goes into battle with his deep-rooted grumpy nature by offering up a Lockdown Special – a choice of paninis with a drink (tea, coffee or soft) for just €5.90. Outrageous.

Worth noting that, with the lockdown hitting Level 5, Aoife at Greystones Pilates Studio has a special offer on online classes right now – which you can check out here.

Over at O’Brien’s Wine, they’ve got an extra 15% off when you buy 12 wines or more! Includes over 200 wines on promotion, fizz and wine gifts!

At SuperValu, they’ve got a half-price sale right now on lots of goodies. Too many to list, in fact – so, got check ’em out here.

Down at Sweeney’s Of Greystones, they’re giving away a free fluffy toy with every order for €20 or more. Result!

And should beautiful skin be your thing, Natalie over at Skin Passion is celebrating her move into Adare House in Killincarrig with a special on those fine facials – normally €120, right now, it’s just €100 to get that healthy, healthy glow

If you’ve got the hunger on ya, Jackie The Lad always has new specials on the go. Sometimes it’s Lam’s Asian Cuisine, sometimes it’s Eskimo Pizza. Check it out here.

Over at Enso, it’s all pizzas €10, all day. BAM!

For those who like to stretch their legs before some fine home baking should check out Bak’d At Arthur’s up in the great escape that is Belmont Demesne, perched atop Windgates Hill. They have wood-fired oven pizzas available for click and collect along with freshly-baked sourdough bread from Friday to Sunday. Specials include 3 breads for €10 (excluding the super-fancy stuff) or a roasted brown coffee & scone for just €5. On the meal front, you can grab any 3 pizzas, 1 garlic bread and 3 soft drinks for €45, or any 2 pizzas, 1 garlic bread and 2 soft drinks for €30. Find out more here.

If you’re a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. NICE!

And if WiFi at home has been a problem, hey, no more loitering in cafés all day, my fat, freeloading friendJody Connaughton will get your whole house pingin’ for just €150

There are some very yummy specials over at the BapMobile in Kilcoole, including a Meal Deal of 4 baps and 4 drinks for just €25, a full breakfast bap with any hot drink for just €7.50, and their 6oz Gourmet Lamb Burger for just €8. YOOM! Check out their menu here.

Also on the pizza front, Domino’s are offering 30% off orders of €30 or more online. Just click on the voucher at the top of the deals page. Here. Just added, they’ve also got The Mega Deal, with one large pizza, one garlic bread, one portion of wedges and two cans for only €23.99. And every weekend, 12 noon to 4pm, Domino’s have some yummy lunches, with a Friday special on personal pizzas with four toppings for just €4, small for €7, medium for €10 and large for €13. Nice.

Oh, and we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees– and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

And if you’re down at Enso, pop next door to the bould Des Doyle, Greystones’ finest butcher, where there’s always bargains to be had. Right now, he has 700g of steak mince for just €7, 8 large chicken fillets for €10.99, 1kg of chicken fillet goujons for €10 and 6 steak burgers for €6.60. Lots more where that came from too

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. Still, you can be sure of daily bargains at this award-winning butchers, baby!

Talking of which, if healthy is your kick, Nature’s Gold always have goodies on the go, and The Happy Pear always have groovy promotions – so many, in fact, it’s hard for us to keep up. So, just pop in.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.