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Given that bastarding Amazon, pretty much every shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth. Take a walk, and you’ll probably find some more

If you know where to look, there are sales all over town. Here are some of the most recent Greystones specials…

New kids in town Zahara are offering authentic Middle-Eastern food prepared by their globe-trotting chefs. Mainly because Greystonians are increasingly globe-shaped pampered pooches. And to make sure we stay that way, Zahara are offering 20% off your first order with the promo code ZAHARA2020 at checkout. Boom!

At O’Brien’s, there’s a sale on over 50 different Irish whiskeys, whilst there also happens to be a September wine sale on too. Nice!

This week’s Thursday & Friday special at Daly’s SuperValu sees 70% savings on Persil Bio/Non-Bio-Colour Liquid 38 wash, now €4.35, whilst their Powder 40 wash is now €5.59. Just bring your reward card, peoples! 

And should beautiful skin be your thing, Natalie over at Skin Passion is celebrating her move into Adare House in Killincarrig with a special on those fine facials – normally €120, right now, it’s just €100 to get that healthy, healthy glow

Just announced, Anne at Pretty Woman is having a blowout sale, with all items €20, €30 and €50, as the shop makes way for the autumn fashions. Already!?

Up at Fiona Roche Pharmacy, they have all their Bronx Colors range – from palettes to liners, from foundations to lipstick – at just €2, whilst there’s 50% off their Foster Grant sunglasses, and those buying the 500ml FMD Apple Cider Vinegar will get 100ml free. Bloom!

At Merdian Point, both Ashanti Gold and Nicali are having sales right now. Not sure of de details, so, get yourself down there, and support ’em

If you’ve got the hunger on ya, Jackie The Lad always has new specials on the go. And a new Eskimo lunch menu to boot. Check it out here.

Over at Enso, it’s all pizzas €10, all day. BOOM!

And just to add to your yum list, Green Mango are offering €5 off any order of €25 or more. Running until Wednesday, September 30th, just use the promo code GIFT at checkout.

If you’re a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. NICE!

And should you be thinking about sprucing yourself – or your home – up a little, Brooke & Shoals are celebrating the reopening of their doors with an amazing 50% on jewellery, scarves and beyond. Sweet! 

And if WiFi at home has been a problem, hey, no more loitering in cafés all day, my fat, freeloading friendJody Connaughton will get your whole house pingin’ for just €150

There are some very yummy specials over at the BapMobile in Kilcoole, including a Meal Deal of 4 baps and 4 drinks for just €25, a full breakfast bap with any hot drink for just €7.50, and their 6oz Gourmet Lamb Burger for just €8. YOOM! Check out their menu here.

Also on the pizza front, Domino’s are offering 30% off orders of €30 or more online. Just click on the voucher at the top of the deals page. Here. Just added, they’ve also got The Big Deal, with one large pizza, one garlic bread, one portion of wedges and one 1.25l bottle for only €23.99. And from Monday to Friday, 12 noon to 4pm, Domino’s have some yummy lunch specials, including personal pizzas with four toppings for just €4, small for €7, medium for €10 and large for €13. Nice.

Oh, and we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees, feck ’em.

And if you’re down at Enso, pop next door to the bould Des Doyle, Greystones’ finest butcher, where there’s always bargains to be had. Right now, they have a Leg Of Lamb for just €19.99, 750g of Round Steak Mince at €7 a tray (only 5% fat, people!), a range of ready meals at 3 for €18 and a 1kg bag of Chicken Goujons for just €10. If the Flynn twins were still alive inside today, this is where they’d be

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. Still, you can be sure of daily bargains at this award-winning butchers, baby!

On the takeaways front, Camile have their yummy Beach Boxes on the go right now – you can find out more here.

Talking of which, if healthy is your kick, Nature’s Gold always have goodies on the go, and The Happy Pear always have groovy promotions – so many, in fact, it’s hard for us to keep up. So, just pop in.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.