Your Greystones Specials

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iven that bastarding Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth. 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

A big one right now sees the mighty Camile offering GG readers a whopping 15% off when it comes to their takeaways orders online, for delivery or collection. Just use the code GUIDE15OFF at checkout, kids! Info here, order here.

The Summer Camps have started to pop up on our radar, and Schoolhouse For Art have theirs weekly throughout July. And for GG readers, they have €5 off when you enter the promo code GREYSTONES. Details here, booking here.

Greystones’ newest business, Joe The Butcher, has some very sweet welcome specials right now. With their ridiculously good value €50 BBQ Box (comprising of 6 sirloin steaks, 12 butcher’s burgers, 8 chicken portions, 6 steak kebabs, 8 jumbo pork sausages, 4 pork & leek sausages and BBQ pork ribs) flying high, the gang have now added their Weekday Box – with 500g round steak mince, 500g chicken goujons, 1 spatchcock chicken and 6 butchers’ sausages, all for €20. Full details here.

Now in Doe Eyes every Sunday and Monday, White Willow have a freebie head massage offer to celebrate the move. Namely, with every full-hour massage throughout the month of May, you’ll get a complimentary head massage too. For free. Nada. Nuthin’! Which will do wonders for the head in other ways. You can find out more right about here.

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At The Source in Meridian Point,  their smoked almonds are now €1.90 instead of €2.50 until May 29th. From May 30th to June 5th, it’s Organic Mango, reduced from €3 to €2.50. Oh, and their protein balls are back in stock! YUM!

At Pretty Woman – where fiends have taken control of their Instagram page – Anne is offering 20% off designer fleece cardigans right now (perfect for the Irish summer) and there’s also a special sales rail with prices starting at €20. Nice.

Over at LaLuna Goodness, their matt black and stainless steel wick trimmer and snuffer are back in stock, along with their agate crystal candle coasters. They look pretty good in LaLuna’s new bespoke gift boxes too.
To celebrate, you can get a 10% discount online once you use the promo code GREYSTONES10. Free delivery locally, and free shipping across the country for orders €65 and over.

Celebrating their arrival in Meridian Point, Asian street food outlet Tuk have a special until May 23rd – namely, 20% off, kids! Open from 4pm to 10pm daily, you can order right about here.

At Nature’s Gold right now, as well as 25% off Minami Omega Fish Oil until May 30th, buy-one-get-one-half-price on BetterYou Vitamin D spray and buy a 210mls bottle Eskimo Omega 3 and get a 105mls bottle free, you can grab two bottles of their rather fine, very own olive oil, created on the Kearon farm in sunny Spain, for just €20. Or, if you don’t think you can drink that much, it’s €11.99 for a single bottle. And there’s also a free Dr. Hauschka Facial Toner whenever you spend €25 or more on the good doctor’s goodies. Whilst stocks last, of course. Worth noting too that Nature’s Gold do free nationwide deliveries on orders of €30 or more online, right here.

The yummy Nibbed have launched a new 200g mini-block of pure organic cacao (about time!), and to celebrate, they’re offering 15% off sitewide right now. Just use the promo code GREYSTONES15. Oh, and follow Nibbed on Instagram too, if you know what’s good for ya.

Over at Gino’s Gelato, they have two new limited specials for May – their Lemon Cookie Pie crepe/waffle (made with lemon meringue, crushed Oreos, Nutella & whipped cream), plus a new Hazelnut Nutella gelato. Get. In.

Up at BestDrive in Blacklion, you can win yourself a Porsche 911 right now – albeit, a LEGO Porsche 911, baby. Just swing by for a full or basic car service and fill out a guarantee form, and your name will be in the hat. The competition closes on June 30th – details here.

Celebrating their 1st birthday, Glow Bottle have just unleashed two new candles – Hotel Chocolat and Sandal. And to mark the occasion, they are giving away a free box of long matches with every order for €50 or more throughout April at their website right about here. Free delivery on orders over €50 in ROI too. Let your love glow, baby…

The newly-formed Pucci Pack has a bunch of Educate Together kids running the show, and right now, they have a special – their homemade, sustainably-sourced dog bandana, toy and treats, all just for €11. Check ’em out here.

At Ashford’s NuaNua, Five Elements acupuncturist Layla is offering GG readers 10% off their first three treatments – and all you have to do is quote the high agus mighty Greystones Guide. Details right about here, booking over here.

At Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, their butcher counter has half-price Irish Sirloin steak/roast, now only €9.49/kg, whilst you can save 33% on Irish Alabama Pork, Irish Pork Loin roast/chops and Irish Lamb Loin/Rack chops, plus 25% on Fresh Monk fillets and Fresh Tuna loin. Paddy & co also have 33% off selected Italian wines, whilst this week’s flash deal is selected soft drink can 24-packs at just €9.. Details here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €25 or 3 for €30. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

Sin É Hair & Beauty down in Charlesland are marking the fact that they’re now open seven days a week by having a special on their Wash & Blow Dry – now only €20 on Mondays and Tuesdays. You can book your spot here.

Boogie Bounce are back with a boing 7pm every Monday and Thursday in the Greystones Lawn Tennis Club, and to celebrate, you can grab yourself eight classes for just €65 right now, or jump to eight classes for just €65. Details here, interview here, booking here. 

They’ve gone a little Special Offers crazy at Donnybrook Fair this week. Take it away, Shane… Lir Chocolate Bars 2 for €5, Healsi Mineral Water 500ml 2 for €3, Healsi Glass Mineral water 600ml 2 for €6, Nix & Kix Can Range 2 for €3, Cadbury 8-square bar range 2 for €4, Marques de Riscal Reserva €18.99, La Cours De Dames Wine Range all €14.99, DF BBQ Range Mix & Match 2 for €10, DF Artisan Lemonades mix and match 2 for €8.00, DF Flavoured Potato Chips mix and match 2 for €5, mix and match loose fruit 5 for €3. More info available here.

And if you’re a fan of giveaways, become a Guide Cadet and be in the hat for monthly groovy prizes, baby! Join here.

Talking of groovy kids, with a whole plethora of wooden toys to choose from, right now, Vicky at DluluKaloo is offering an extra free month’s rental – including on those giant climbing frames. Waste not, want lots! BLOOM!

And if you’re looking for some extra moolah for all these wild and wonderful bargains, you could always become a host family for that SEK International Language School up on Windgates Hill – details here.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, they’ve got a whole new range of specials in their 3 for €20 goodies. You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Over at Eskimo, online you can grab any large pizza for €11.99! Plus, for €12.95, you can grab any 10″ pizza, any side or chips plus a can of fizzy! Oh, and if you’re still hungry, there’s any 14″ pizza, any side or chips, regular chicken and a large litre of fizzy, all for just €21.95! Check ’em out here.

There’s also the Tuesday online deal – any large pizza for just €7.99.

Meanwhile, Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

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Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Also at Domino’s this week, the Charlesland gang are offering a Collection Bundle Deal (any large pizza, garlic bread pizza or potato wedges, 7-piece chicken side and portion of cookies) for €21, a Midweek Rescue (any medium pizza plus sumptuous side and a dessert) for €16.99, The Ultimate Party Deal (3 medium pizzas, 2 sumptuous sides, 14-piece chicken side and 2 portions of cookies) for €49.99, plus Meal Deals for 3 (€21), for 2 (€15.50) and for 1 (€15.50), and 4 Lunch Deals, all details here.  Oh, and don’t forget their in-car collection option.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. The double-fecks.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.