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iven that bastarding Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth.  And do check beforehand that your chosen goodie is still running… 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

For the month of October, Tuk down in Meridian Point are offering €5 off any online orders of €30 or more. Which is very nice of them. Especially given that their Thai takeaways are to kill for. Details right about here.

Down at Sin É Hair & Beauty in Charlesland, they have a special on their Lisse Design Keratin 12-week blowdry – normally €150, from Tuesday to Thursday, it’s yours for just €130. Details here.

Having just opened in the basement of Robinson’s on the main street, Elite Training have a special introductory offer of 2 weeks of unlimited group personal training classes for just €20. Boom!

Andy at Newlock has a special right now – a complete refurb of your front door’s locks, handle and keys for just €295. Details right about here.

Back up and leaping at the Greystones Lawn Tennis Club, Boogie Bounce Greystones have not one but two special offers for September. And you can find them right about here.

As October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, Beth at LaLuna is going pink with her Midnight Moondance candle. And all profits will go to The Marie Keating Foundation. Details over here.

Having just joined the good ship GG, Caroline at The Yoga Barre has not five but seven special offers right now. You can get 6 weeks of two classes a week (which is 12 classes, maths haters) for just €150 – which translates as €12.50 a pop! Also, if you quote the Guide, your first class is just €5. Details here. Then there’s the antenatal workshops for the mum-to-be and their partner, reduced right now from €150 to €125, complete with a booklet on everything you need to know to meet your baby and some yummy refreshments for after too. Next workshop is Saturday, November 5th from 3pm to 6.30pm. And for mums and babies, there’s a 6-week course on Tuesdays from 11am to 12.15pm and you can grab a trial class for €10 if you mention the Guide. Then there’s the men’s yoga at 7am and 7pm on Tuesdays and 7pm on Thursdays, and if you mention the Guide, your first class is really free, baby. PLUS! You can win a spot on their Tuesday morning 6-week course by entering The Yoga Barre competition over on Instagram. Details here.

Lots of September specials over at Nature’s Gold, with 20% off Solgar supplements, Kinvara skincare, Optibac, Eskimo3 omegas range and the Sambucol immune booster range. You can also grab two bottles of Nature’s Gold very own organic olive oil right now for just €15. Worth noting too that Nature’s Gold do free nationwide deliveries on orders of €30 or more online, right here.

Catriona down at Creative Hands in Charlesland has a fine September offer – Lash lift & Tint with Natalia being reduced from €120 to €90. And that’s not all; there’s also 20% off all waxing treatments with the bould Natalia. Check it out here.

Exclusive to all you handsome and firm-buttocked GG readers, the Schoolhouse For Art in Enniskerry are celebrating their new autumn line-up of classes and workshops with a very special offer for Guide cadets. Namely, a whopping great 15% off when you use code GREYSTONES22 at checkout. Limited to 25 people, you can find out more here, and book right about here.

For those who like their meat, Joe The Butcher is offering up a €50 Butcher’s Box, boasting 6 beef burgers, 6 chicken fillets, 6 jumbo pork sausages, 1kg of round steak mince, 1 kg of stir fry strips (beef or chicken), 6 southern fried chicken portions, and 6 chicken bacon roasties. Worth noting that this beauty is available with free delivery. Website here.

At the award-winning Fiona Roche Pharmacy, as September shuts up shop, it’s your last chance to stock up on Isadora as the gang have a clearance sale for new stock. Do it. And let us know what the hell Isadora is too.

Right now at Camile, you can get 20% off all orders through their app – including their much-loved, much-devoured Spicy Dan Dan Noodles for just €6.99. Which, considering it would normally set you back €12.50 is a bargain agus a half. Details here.

Over at The Beauty Room in Charlesland, they have a soothing Back to School Package right now, which includes a 30-minute back massage, a personalised Dermalogica facial and a Payot mini-pedicure. All for just €99. Contact Melissa on 0834805509 for further details.

With bellydancing back on the menu every Saturday from 8pm to 9pm, Zenobia up in Blacklion have some more Eastern promise up their sleeves with a free bottle of house wine for any table of 4 people or more on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Noice. Details here.

At Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, you can save 70% on selected Persil. BOOM! Details here.

As founder Beth says, every candle at LaLuna is hand poured in small batches with as much love and care possible. From the first pour right through to labelling, they ensure the quality is consistent and lovingly created. And right now, alongside going pink and fundraising for Breast Awareness Month, you can get 10% off any other candles with the promo code GREYSTONES10. Yowsa! Get it here thing.

For those needing a little push, BestDrive in Blacklion have 10 €500 vouchers for both home improvement and fuel up for grabs. Details right about here.

At The Source in Meridian Point, their week-long specials just keep on coming, with coconut chocolate cluster reduced from €1.50 to €1.20 per 100g. The guys have also launched their Cupboard Essentials price matches on a range of products that will save you having to trudge through the supermarkets. Bloom!

Celebrating their arrival in Meridian Point, Asian street food outlet Tuk have a special hello for Greystones – €5 off any order €20 or more online! Open from 4pm to 10pm daily, you can order right about here.

At Eskimo Pizza right now you can grab any large pizza online (we’re talking 4 toppings, people!) for just €12.99, whilst there’s a Tuesday deal of that big beauty for just €7.99. BOOM!

At Joker’s, if you feel like spoiling the missus on that big anniversary, they have 10% off when you use their mobile apps or online ordering. Which is right over here.

At Pom Pom Pirate, their big summer sale is on for one more week, with 60% off sale items and 50% off baby clothes. Go get ’em here!

The newly-formed Pucci Pack has a bunch of Educate Together kids running the show, and right now, they have a special – their homemade, sustainably-sourced dog bandana, toy and treats, all just for €11. Check ’em out here.

At Ashford’s NuaNua, Five Elements acupuncturist Layla is offering GG readers 10% off their first three treatments – and all you have to do is quote the high agus mighty Greystones Guide. Details right about here, booking over here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €25 or 3 for €30. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

And if you’re a fan of giveaways, become a Guide Cadet and be in the hat for monthly groovy prizes, baby! Join here.

Talking of groovy kids, with a whole plethora of wooden toys to choose from, right now, Vicky at DluluKaloo is offering an extra free month’s rental – including on those giant climbing frames. Waste not, want lots! There’s also 20% off imperfect rockers and cubes. BLOOM!

And if you’re looking for some extra moolah for all these wild and wonderful bargains, you could always become a host family for that SEK International Language School up on Windgates Hill – details here.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, they’ve got a whole new range of specials in their 3 for €20 goodies. You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Meanwhile, the award-winning Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

Go on! Click!

Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Right now, The Mega Deal gets your 1 large pizza, 2 sumptuous sides and a portion of cookies for just €25.99, whilst the long list of Meal Deals has something for 1 (any personal pizza with any sumptuous side + a 330ml can of drink from €12), for 2 (any small pizza, any sumptuous side + a 1ltr bottle of drink from €15.50), and for 3 (any medium pizza with 2 sumptuous sides and a 1lt bottle of drink from €22). Plus, there’s The Ultimate Party Deal (any 3 medium pizzas, 2 sumptuous sides, a 14-piece chicken side and 2 portions of cookies for only €59.99), The Midweek Rescue (any medium pizza with any sumptuous side and a dessert for €17.99) and The Collection Bundle Deal (any large pizza, a garlic pizza bread or potato wedges, 7-piece chicken side and a portion of cookies for €23). Also, there’s the online special of 30% off when you spend €30 or more – just use the code MENU2222 at checkout.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. The double-fecks.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.