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iven that bastarding Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth. 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

On Sunday July 3rd, Sheena Griffin Photography will be in the beautiful Belmont Demesne to offer 45-minute Family Sessions at the great price of just €50. Gather everyone together to capture some stunning portraits in this beautiful setting right on our doorstep. Slots are available for between 10am and 4pm, and you need to book. Today. Here.

For those who like their meat, Joe The Butcher is offering up a BBQ box comprising of 4 8oz Sirloin Steaks, 6 4oz Steak Burgers, 3 Chicken Kebabs, 3 Lamb Kebabs, 500gm Pork Ribs, 6 Jumbo Sausages, 3 Pork & Leek Sausages
and 8 Chicken Portions all for €50.

At Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, alongside a plethora of Butcher Bundles for the long, hot summer we’re due, the flash deals this week see brand goodies from Cadbury’s Fingers to Lyons Tea at 3-for-€4 . Details here.

The Summer Camps have started to pop up on our radar too, and Schoolhouse For Art have theirs weekly throughout July. And for GG readers, they have €5 off when you enter the promo code GREYSTONES. Details here, booking here.

Lorient have their Summer Sale 2022 on right now, with 40% off selected sale items and 15% off jewellery and scarves. Just in time for the Irish summer. Details right here.

Paco, Marina Jr, Marina & Rodriguez

At The Source in Meridian Point, their 100g yoghurt blueberries are reduced from €2.20 to €1.70 all this week. According to the bould Marina, “Sweet juicy blueberries covered in a creamy white yoghurt outer shell. A delicious snack which is great added to nut mixes.” Bloom!

At Pretty Woman – where fiends have taken control of their Instagram page – Anne is offering 20% off designer fleece cardigans right now (perfect for the Irish summer) and there’s also a special sales rail with prices starting at €20. Nice.

Over at LaLuna Goodness, their North Star candle is on special before its November return, whilst Beth’s summer candle is 2-for-€30 right now. There’s also a new Bright Side Of The Moon Hand & Body wash being launched this week at €14 (or with its matching candle at €30), plus there’s free shipping across the country for orders €65 and over.

Celebrating their arrival in Meridian Point, Asian street food outlet Tuk have a special hello for Greystones – €5 off any order €20 or more online! Open from 4pm to 10pm daily, you can order right about here.

At Nature’s Gold right now, they’re celebrating Solgar’s 75th birthday with a buy-one-get-one-half-price special, an offer that’s also on their Aloe Vera Vitamin D spray, plus there’s 20% off all Rude Health plant milks. All whilst stocks last, of course. Worth noting too that Nature’s Gold do free nationwide deliveries on orders of €30 or more online, right here.

At O’Brien’s, they’ve got some summer wine offers, with up to 43% off, 25% off selected Rosé, and up to 25% off what they’re cheekily referring to as summer spirits. As though people didn’t drink whiskey and vodka all year round. There’s also a bunch of 12-pack bottled beers from €14.20, including Brewdog, Heineken, Peroni and Moretti. For those who like to pay a little more for brand names.

At Joker’s, if you feel like spoiling the missus on that big anniversary, they have 10% off when you use their mobile apps or online ordering. Which is right over here.

At AnniePooh on Hillside Road, they have 20% off all herbs and spices for the month of June. “So bring your empty jars or grab one of ours,” says Ann, “and refill with our oregano, black pepper corns, star anise, cinnamon, turmeric, red hot chilli powder, cumin, ginger, paprika…”

At Pom Pom Pirate, it’s 10% off Petit Oh! until midnight on Friday, June 24th. Go get ’em here!

Up To My Eyes on Theatre Lane have a great offer running at the moment, celebrating the arrival of their new lash tech wiz, Paula. Right now, to introduce Paula to the lovely ladies of Greystones, Elaine and the gang are doing an introductory offer of 50% off a full set of classic lashes, classic lash refills and HD brows, all through the month of June. Paula’s dance card is filling up quick, so get yourself booked in to avoid disappointment. Oh, and a patch test is required for new clients. You can email info@uptomyeyes.ie for further info.

Up at BestDrive in Blacklion, you can win yourself a Porsche 911 right now – albeit, a LEGO Porsche 911, baby. Just swing by for a full or basic car service and fill out a guarantee form, and your name will be in the hat. The competition closes on June 30th – details here. There’s also a draw for a €180 voucher when you purchase any two Continental car, van or 4×4 tyres throughout June – details here.

Celebrating their 1st birthday, Glow Bottle have just unleashed two new candles – Hotel Chocolat and Sandal. And to mark the occasion, they are giving away a free box of long matches with every order for €50 or more throughout April at their website right about here. Free delivery on orders over €50 in ROI too. Let your love glow, baby…

The newly-formed Pucci Pack has a bunch of Educate Together kids running the show, and right now, they have a special – their homemade, sustainably-sourced dog bandana, toy and treats, all just for €11. Check ’em out here.

At Ashford’s NuaNua, Five Elements acupuncturist Layla is offering GG readers 10% off their first three treatments – and all you have to do is quote the high agus mighty Greystones Guide. Details right about here, booking over here.

At Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, alongside a plethora of Butcher Bundles for the long, hot summer we’re due, the flash deals this week see brand laundry, cleaning and personal care products at half-price . Details here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €25 or 3 for €30. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

Sin É Hair & Beauty down in Charlesland are marking the fact that they’re now open seven days a week by having a special on their Wash & Blow Dry – now only €20 on Mondays and Tuesdays. You can book your spot here.

Boogie Bounce are back with a boing 7pm every Monday and Thursday in the Greystones Lawn Tennis Club, and to celebrate, you can grab yourself eight classes for just €65 right now, or jump to eight classes for just €65. Details here, interview here, booking here. 

They’ve gone a little Special Offers crazy at Donnybrook Fair this week. Take it away, Shane… Lir Chocolate Bars 2 for €5, Healsi Mineral Water 500ml 2 for €3, Healsi Glass Mineral water 600ml 2 for €6, Nix & Kix Can Range 2 for €3, Cadbury 8-square bar range 2 for €4, Marques de Riscal Reserva €18.99, La Cours De Dames Wine Range all €14.99, DF BBQ Range Mix & Match 2 for €10, DF Artisan Lemonades mix and match 2 for €8.00, DF Flavoured Potato Chips mix and match 2 for €5, mix and match loose fruit 5 for €3. More info available here.

And if you’re a fan of giveaways, become a Guide Cadet and be in the hat for monthly groovy prizes, baby! Join here.

Talking of groovy kids, with a whole plethora of wooden toys to choose from, right now, Vicky at DluluKaloo is offering an extra free month’s rental – including on those giant climbing frames. Waste not, want lots! BLOOM!

And if you’re looking for some extra moolah for all these wild and wonderful bargains, you could always become a host family for that SEK International Language School up on Windgates Hill – details here.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, they’ve got a whole new range of specials in their 3 for €20 goodies. You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Over at Eskimo, online you can grab any large pizza for €11.99! Plus, for €12.95, you can grab any 10″ pizza, any side or chips plus a can of fizzy! Oh, and if you’re still hungry, there’s any 14″ pizza, any side or chips, regular chicken and a large litre of fizzy, all for just €21.95! Check ’em out here.

There’s also the Tuesday online deal – any large pizza for just €7.99.

Meanwhile, the award-winning Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

Go on! Click!

Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Also at Domino’s this week, the Charlesland gang are offering a Collection Bundle Deal (any large pizza, garlic bread pizza or potato wedges, 7-piece chicken side and portion of cookies) for €21, a Midweek Rescue (any medium pizza plus sumptuous side and a dessert) for €16.99, The Ultimate Party Deal (3 medium pizzas, 2 sumptuous sides, 14-piece chicken side and 2 portions of cookies) for €49.99, plus Meal Deals for 3 (€21), for 2 (€15.50) and for 1 (€15.50), and 4 Lunch Deals, all details here.  Oh, and don’t forget their in-car collection option.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. The double-fecks.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.