Your Greystones Specials

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iven that bastarding Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth.  And do check beforehand that your chosen goodie is still running… 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

Young Harold is celebrating the success of MySproutman – delivering locally-grown broccoli sprouts to your door – by giving first-time customers online 50% off their order with the promo code SPROUTS50. BOOM! More info here, order here.

Over at LaLuna Candles, they’re having a flash sale to get 2023 off to a glowing start. Given that it’s that month of Tuesdays known as February. The sale actually starts at the weekend, with 15% off the North Star products with the code FEBRUARY – so, go check it out here.

At the newly-opened Ethos Beauty & Wellness, you can grab yourself a Valentine’s Day special, with 15% off their love-filled gifts. Valid until February 14th, use promo code GGVALENTINE at checkout. More details here.

Over at Greystones-based online store Pet HQ, Thomas and co are having their biggest sale yet, with up to 50% off a wide variety of food, toys, treats and accessories. For anyone who, you know, loves their pet. It’s a clearance sale – so, while stocks last, people. More info here.

At the newly-opened Revive Recovery Clinic (just down the lane beside The Happy Pear), they’ve got a fine special running until February 21st – eh, 20% off all services, people. And these guys do everything from hot saunas to ice baths – perfect for that feelgreat kick. Details here.

Dragging themselves kicking and screaming into the late 20th century, Moretti’s are now online. And the Church Road chipper are celebrating with 20% off your first online order. Details right here.

Those diamond earrings…

Over at AMOC, they’ve got two glittering specials right now – we’re talking 20% off their 14ct yellow & white gold diamond earrings (€1,400) and their diamond-shape lariat necklace 18ct red gold with 0.10ct 36rd dia on an 18″x2″ chain drop (€1,250).  For that someone stupidly special in your life. Website here.

The original of the spices, Chakra have brought back their much-loved early bird menu, with a 2 course costing just €30 and a 3 course €35. Available Tuesday to Thursday from 5pm to 6.30pm and Sundays from 2pm to 4.30pm. Do it. Details here.

At Nature’s Gold, buckets of goodies for February, including 30% off Udo’s Choice® Super 8 Probiotics; 25% off Eskimo-3 Omega Products; 25% off A.Vogel Herbal Remedies Ireland; 10% off Selected Optibac Probiotics; 20% off Selected Yogi Tea; 2 bottles of our Organic, Cold-Pressed Olive Oil for only €15, and Kombucha drinks at only €2.75. While stocks last – offers expire Feb 28th 2023.

Right now, you can get two rather fine Meal Deals at Brew With A View – namely, one of their tasty toasties and a soup for €10 (available daily from 10am), or one of their delicious ham & cheese toasties with a bag of Clinton’s Crisps plus a soft drink for just €8 (Monday to Friday, 12pm to 2pm). Details here.

Over at Donnybrook Fair, their Winter Warmers means you can grab two single-serve Gourmet Meals for €12 (saving you up to €3.90) or their Baked Treats, again, two for 12, mix & match (and once again saving you up to €3.90). Nice.

Should point out that Meridian Point is chocka with sales right now, including Sports Direct, Azur, Floral Art, Ashanti Gold and Concepts. Sadly, none of these miserable feckers have, as yet,  seen fit to get on board the good ship GG – so, we don’t have any details.

Good to see another new Greystones business thriving in these uncertain times, East Coast Football Company running individual and small group sessions with UEFA-qualified professional coaches in top quality UEFA standard facilities. Which is as it should be. And the bould Declan Bollard is offering a 10% discount if you quote The Greystones Guide when booking. You can email the lad on [email protected].

Being the clever clogs that she is, Anne is turning Pretty Woman’s big January sale way up to 11 for February, with sales rails for €20, €30 and €50. Not sure what happened to €40, but, nonetheless, BOOM! Details right here.

Outdoor Living up at Glen Of The Downs have up to 70% off their garden chairs, patio heaters, fire pit sofas and beyond. For those who like to go outside their house occasionally, but bring their creature comforts with them. Details right about here.

Latest specials from Eskimo Pizza has 20% off when you spend €25 or more when ordering online. Lots to choose from too – right here.  

At Escape’s Winter Warmer Sale, there’s up to 70% off all across the board, from handbags to glad rags. Which is handy. You can find out more here.

To celebrate their 1st birthday, Sin É Hair & Beauty have a plethora of hair-raising specials right now, including €15 off full head highlights with cut and blow dry, their 16-week blow dry for €130 (normally €150), €10 off all tints & SME with cut and blow dry, both Olaplex and detox treatmet reduced from €35 to €25, and on Tuesdays, wash & blow dry for €22, with the addition of an organic hair mask just €10. Details here.

The AnniePooh app has just been launched – meaning you can now save the planet from the comfort of your own couch – and to celebrate, sure Ann has a special on the go. Download the app and get 10% off that first order. Details and downloads here.

At O’Briens, they have 30% off over 40 gin favourites, and a Christmas wine sale that includes Insight Vineyard Sauvignon Blanc reduced from €18.95 to €12.95, among many other lipsmacking, brain-whacking specials.

Keeping your motor gleaming, Blacklion car wash titans Man & Machine have 10% off their Express valeting services right now. Which is nice of them. You can find out more here.

Having just opened in the basement of Robinson’s on the main street, Elite Training have a special introductory offer of 2 weeks of unlimited group personal training classes for just €20. Boom!

Andy at Newlock is offering a complete refurb of your front door’s locks, handle and keys for just €295. Details right about here.

Back up and leaping at the Greystones Lawn Tennis Club, Boogie Bounce Greystones have not one but two special offers to mark the launch of their Box & Bounce programme. And you can find out all about it right here. 

Catriona down at Creative Hands in Charlesland has a fine offer too – 20% off pedicures, 20% off waxing and €30 off when you book brow lamination & last lift. Check it out here.

For those who like their meat, Joe The Butcher is offering up two €50 specials – the Butcher’s Box, boasting 2 500gm of steak mince, 6 Irish chicken fillets, 6 steak burgers, 6 chicken ashlings, 12 sausages, 6 southern fry drumsticks, 500gm chicken goujons and 12 Piri Piri chicken wings. There’s also the Winter Box, which comprises of 1 Spatchock chicken, 2 500gms of mince, 6 Irish chicken fillets, 12 sausages, 500gm diced beef and 500gm steak for stir fry. And these – along with a host of other box beauties – are available with free delivery. Website here.

With bellydancing back on the menu every Saturday from 8pm to 9pm, Zenobia up in Blacklion have some more Eastern promise up their sleeves with a free bottle of house wine for any table of 4 people or more on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Noice. Details here.

At Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, this week’s Flash Deals are… well, they’re changing almost daily. So, go shop instore or online here.

At The Source in Meridian Point, their week-long specials just keep on coming – and to catch ’em all, best swing by. Up to February 10th, it’s milk chocolate almonds, reduced from €2.10 to €1.60 per 100g. 

At Joker’s, if you feel like spoiling the missus on that big anniversary, they have 10% off when you use their mobile apps or online ordering. Which is right over here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €27 or 3 for €32. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, they’ve got a whole new range of specials in their 3 for €20 goodies. Right now, there’s also 8 boneless chicken thighs for €7, 4 sirloin steak burgers for €8, homemade sausage rolls at €3.99, extra large farm fresh chickens at €12, and crispy shredded chicken at €6 (or two for €10). You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Meanwhile, the award-winning Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

Go on! Click!

Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Right now, The Mega Deal gets your 1 large pizza, 2 sumptuous sides and a portion of cookies for just €25.99, whilst the long list of Meal Deals has something for 1 (any personal pizza with any sumptuous side + a 330ml can of drink from €12), for 2 (any small pizza, any sumptuous side + a 1ltr bottle of drink from €15.50), and for 3 (any medium pizza with 2 sumptuous sides and a 1lt bottle of drink from €22). Plus, there’s The Ultimate Party Deal (any 3 medium pizzas, 2 sumptuous sides, a 14-piece chicken side and 2 portions of cookies for only €59.99), The Midweek Rescue (any medium pizza with any sumptuous side and a dessert for €17.99) and The Collection Bundle Deal (any large pizza, a garlic pizza bread or potato wedges, 7-piece chicken side and a portion of cookies for €23). Also, there’s the online special of 30% off when you spend €30 or more – just use the code MENU2222 at checkout.

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, they’ve always got some specials on the go, but given that Padraig and Anthony are still stuck firmly in the 1970s – complete with fnarr-fnarr humour – the feckers haven’t figured out how to email those specials over to us. The hippy fecks.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.