Your Greystones Specials

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iven that swine Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee, food or grooming has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth.  And do check beforehand that your chosen goodie is still running… 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

In truth, no one should be buying single-use bottles and cups – which is why the mighty Ross Thompson has brought Kambukka to Greystones. And right now, you can get 10% off with promo code GG10. Bada-BOING! Details here.

Talking of which, if you’re keen to put a bigger spring in your step, Boogie Bounce have a new special just for you – five classes for just €50. Available until September 30th, details here.

Eileen at Ethos Beauty & Wellness has 20% off all cosmetics right now. Which is handy. Agus dandy. More info here.

Over at The Beauty Room in Charlesland, with every ASAP Discovery booked, you will receive a free 15ml Radiance serum – which will give you the ability to leap buildings. In your head. Actually, ’this powerful product contains active ingredients which are anti-ageing, brightening and rejuvenating. It also assists in the reduction of pigmentation, sun damage and acne’. Just in case you didn’t know. You can book your ASAP Discovery Beauty Room treatment right here.

Running until September 28th, Tuk in Meridian Point have 20% off orders of €40 or more with the promo code TUK20%. Nice. Details here, order here.

Lots of specials down at Sin É Hair & Beauty in Charlesland right now, including €20 off full-head highlights with haircut and €10 off all-over colour with cut when you mention GG. That offer is just till Thursday, September 14th though. So, hurry. Over to the full details here.

For the month of September, you can get 20% off curtain cleaning at Q Clean – once you mention the good ship GG. Details here.

Over at KS Skin Therapist on Marine Terrace , they’ve got a whole plethora of specials to help you glow for the coming season. You can find out just what they are right here.

As our crappy summer winds down, up at Outdoor Living in Glen Of The Downs you can grab everything from garden sofa sets to greenhouses, BBQs and double egg chairs at less than half price. Or thereabouts. Details right here.

Down at Jade Royal, they’re offering 10% any first orders online or on their handy agus free app. Which is nice of them. Details right here.

For the month of September, any bookings at Sleepy Tipi Parties gets a handy 10% off. Perfect for a different kind of sleepover, or for a different kind of birthday party, you can find out more about Ann’s brilliant adventures here.

There’s an exclusive GG special at Up To My Eyes on Theatre Lane for all those mums needing a boost after the school summer holidays – 20% off their Lash Perm when you mention the Guide. Nice. Details here.

Two late summer specials at Beautiful By Jenny on Church Road right now, including a free eyebrow tine and shape (worth €23) with any Hollywood or Brazilian wax, or you can get the Back To School Special of a shellac manicure and pedicure together for just €50 (rather than the usual €60). Details right here.

To mark the 5 million litres of water saved through their local farm, MySproutman is offering 50% off any first orders of their rather healthy broccoli sprouts. Just use promo code 5MILLION at checkout here.

Down at Joe’s on Church Road, they’ve got not one, not two but four Butcher Boxes on the go. Details right over here.

The O’Neill brothers down in Eden Gate have one of the town’s favourite corner shops – and each week, sure, don’t they be having lots of specials. Details right about here.

Alison and the gang at Brooke & Shoals are having their big end-of-summer sale, with 20%-30% off handbags, scarves and jewellery. Noice. Details here.

It’s a weekend of specials at Zenobia, with free wine for tables of 4 on Friday, bellydancing group bookings bargain on Saturday, and kids eat free Sunday afternoon. Details here.

If you feel like getting away from it all in luxurious style, Greystones Glamping (behind The Beach House) have two specials right now. As an introductory offer, it’s just €150 for two people (including a free breakfast at La Creperie), or you can jump on board for a 2-night midweek stay with a 10% discount using the promo code 2NIGHT. Details here.

Brand new to Greystones, Blissful Retreat Spa is the cunning work of Lillian Jauregui, who grew tired of the Brazilian sun and decided to move to Greystones. For those calm, relaxing clouds. For the month of August, Lillian has an introductory offer on all sessions – we’re talking 20% off, baby. You can find out more on Instagram here, or give Lillian a call here.

Over at BestDrive in Blacklion, they’ve got two fine specials on the go. Book yourself a full or basic car service, and you’re in with a chance of winning one of 10 €500 supermarket vouchers. Get yourself a Continental tyre, and one of 20 €250 Kildare Village vouchers could be yours. Details here.

De lovely Mei has some hands and toes specials at her Delgany salon right now. Get your paws & claws sorted, for less! Details right over here.

At Lorient Gift, they have 40% off the last patio sets, normally €295, now €177. Details here.

Countering the knock-on effect of rising costs, Chloe and Renato at Brew With A View now have all their coffees at just €3. To let Greystonians know that they really, really love them. Especially when they’re slightly hyper and jittery. There’s lots of other goodies in store too – which you can check out right about here.

Camile are marking the return of their much-loved Po Sia Sot summer rolls with a whole heap of meal deals online, gifting you up to 32% off. Too many to list here, kids, so, you’ll have to go over there. Or here.

Time to rethink your wardrobe…? Over at Nicali in Meridian Point, they’ve got their Big Summer Sale on, with up to 40% off the likes of Goa Goa and Esqualo. Which, we’ve been assured, are fashion labels. Full details here.

At Concepts, they’re waving summer bye-bye with sunglasses reduced from €19.99 to €9.99 and sun hats from €19.99 to €12.99. There are also Little Larks smock children’s dresses, reduced from €79.99 to €49.99. While stocks last, of course. Details here.

Throughout the month of September, The Cove Massage Therapy have a whole bunch of specials – we’re talking couples love-ins and sunrise swimmers packages, along with reductions on sports massages and reflexology. For those who’d like to walk straight out into The Cove and count the waves immediately afterwards a fine massage. Details here.

Ms Whelan has Mum & Baby Yoga every Thursday at 11am, for those who would like to feel as happy, healthy and centred as their blissful little offspring. Happening at The Yoga Barre in Kilcoole, the first class is just €15. You can find out more here. Also, on Mondays 9.30am and 6.30pm, Tuesdays 9.30am, Wednesdays 8pm and Thursdays 9.30am, your first class is just €5. Which is two-thirds off, baby! We think. Valid until July 1st, details here.

The days are getting muddier (hurrah!), and that means, hey, our cars are slowly getting dirtier. Which is where Blacklion’s deluxe car wash Man + Machine come in. SPLISH! SPLASH! Give your car a bath! Details here.

With their 3-massage €150 voucher still running, Caoimhe and Aoife down at Revive on Church Road have just announced their Dublin Marathon special. We’re talking 10% off all services – you just have to show your runner’s card. Details here.

At Pretty Woman right now, you can get up to 75% off your favourite summer outfit. Which is always your new one, right? There’s also a 3-for-2 special on select items! The icing on the cake… Full details here.

Those groovy cats down at One Dame Lane are offering their fellow Greystones businesses a special Hello, Neighbour 10% discount. Which is a fine way to join the gang. More details here.

At Fiona Roche Pharmacy, they’ve always got a bargain on the go. And right now, it’s a free L’Occitane gift with every €40 spent on, hey, L’Occitane. More details on Rochey here.

Beth at LaLuna is currently having an End Of Summer Sale on the summer scene Once In A Blue Moon, with candle, wash, lotion, all just €13.50 each. Beth is also offering 10% off her entire range of 100% soy, vegan and cruelty-free candles. Just use the promo code GREYSTONES10 at checkout here.

Delgany’s Letterbox Jox have just introduced a special trial offer box for new customers at only €10, so you can see just how great it is to have new socks and jocks delivered to your door. Choose from size XS to XXL. Makes a great gift for your husband, boyfriend, dad, grandad or any boxer wearing friend! For more information on this trial offer, check right here.

Dragging themselves kicking and screaming into the late 20th century, Moretti’s are now online. And the Church Road chipper are celebrating with 20% off your first online order. Details right here..

The original of the spices, Chakra have brought back their much-loved early bird menu, with a 2 course costing just €30 and a 3 course €35. Available Tuesday to Thursday from 5pm to 6.30pm and Sundays from 2pm to 4.30pm. Do it. Details here.

Latest specials from Eskimo Pizza has 20% off when you spend €25 or more when ordering online. Lots to choose from too – right here.  

There are fine specials at Nature’s Gold each month – and for September, they’ve got almost too many bargains to mention – so, we won’t bother listing them all here. You’ll have to head over there.

Andy at Newlock is offering a complete refurb of your front door’s locks, handle and keys for just €295. Details right about here.

Over at Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, they’ve got a flash sale every Thursday. And, to be honest with ya, it’s hard to keep up. As September comes to a close, there’s a whole lotta 3-for-€30 going on. Right here. Just make sure you have your Real Rewards card, baby.

At The Source in Meridian Point, their week-long specials just keep on coming – so much so, it’s hard to keep up. So, best just swing by. Also, the gang have just introduced BYO Tuesdays, where you get 20% off by refilling your own container. BOOM!

And while you’re there, you could win yourself an Apple Watch S3 with GPS in IT Star’s big raffle. Just €2 a ticket. More on IT Star here.

At Joker’s, if you feel like spoiling the missus on that big anniversary, they have 10% off when you use their mobile apps or online ordering. Which is right over here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €27 or 3 for €32. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, they’ve got a whole new range of specials, including 10 chicken fillets for €14.99, 4 sirloin steak burgers for €8, 4 prawn kebabs for €7, 5 turkey burgers for €7.50, crispy shredded chicken at €6 (or two for €10), 8 boneless chicken thighs for €7 or handmade sausage rolls for €3.99. The lads are now also stocking George’s Kitchen ready made meals and fresh fish. You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Meanwhile, the award-winning Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Right now, there are too many specials at Domino’s in Charlesland to include here – so, we put them all here. 

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, they’ve always got some specials on the go, but given that Padraig and Anthony are still stuck firmly in the 1970s – complete with fnarr-fnarr humour – so, you’ll really have to swing by to find out what’s on today’s menu.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em too. Feck ’em real good.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.