Your Greystones Specials

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iven that bastarding Amazon, just about every Greystones shop that isn’t relying on coffee or food has a sale on these days.

Pretty much every single day of the year.

With this in mind, we thought having all the town’s bargains in one bin would make life a whole lot easier for all the tight-fisted Greystonians out there.

These people are our neighbours, after all, many of them attempting to make their living by providing the town with a service, a treat, or maybe even a good time.

So, the hope is, listing all the bargains around Greystones might tempt you away from the Bezosland. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply post here the ones we can unearth.  And do check beforehand that your chosen goodie is still running… 

If you know where to look, there are sales all over this town…

Throughout the month of May, The Cove Massage Therapy have a very special special – just €90 for a full hour and 30 minutes of bliss. And you get to walk straight out into The Cove and count the waves immediately afterwards too. Details here.

Ms Whelan has Mum & Baby Yoga every Thursday at 11am, for those who would like to feel as happy, healthy and centred as their blissful little offspring. Happening at The Yoga Barre in Kilcoole, the first class is just €15. You can find out more here. Also, on Mondays 9.30am and 6.30pm, Tuesdays 9.30am, Wednesdays 8pm and Thursdays 9.30am, your first class is just €5. Which is two-thirds off, baby! We think. Valid until July 1st, details here.

The days are getting hotter (hurrah!), and that means, hey, our cars are slowly getting dirtier. Which is where Blacklion’s deluxe car wash Man + Machine come in. SPLISH! SPLASH! Give your car a bath! Details here.

Running until June 18th, you can get €5 off orders of €30 or more at Tuk in Meridian Point, using the promo code JUNE5 at checkout right here.

And if it’s a little afternoon delight you’re looking for, Vick & Ira at Café Gourmet are offering a takeaway special of panini & soup for just €6.50. Noice.

Always coming up with mouth-wateringly good offers, Camile Greystones have €5 off orders of €30 or more when you simply collect. Nice. Details right over here.

Getting everyone ready for The Best Greystones Summer Ever, Boogie Bounce down at the tennis club have a sunny special – namely, 5 classes for €50. Bada-BOING! Details here, booking here.

Celebrating their 8th birthday on the 1st, the award-winning Sheena Griffin Photography have also just announced their Communion and Confirmation portrait specials too – details here.

Catriona and co are having their spring sale down at Creative Hands. Free collection at their Charlesland salon or they deliver nationwide. Their gorgeous wellness sets and candles are half price while stocks last. Discounts will be shown at checkout. Perfect for, of course, a Me Day.

Those groovy cats down at One Dame Lane are offering their fellow Greystones businesses a special Hello, Neighbour 10% discount. Which is a fine way to join the gang. More details here.

At Fiona Roche Pharmacy, they’ve always got a bargain on the go. They just forget to tell us. More details on Rochey here.

Elite Training on Church Road are offering 50% off their group personal training right now. Which means that for €20 a week you can enjoy unlimited sessions, with 8 to choose from daily. Tidy. Details right about here.

Beth at LaLuna is currently offering 10% off her entire range of 100% soy, vegan and cruelty-free candles. Just use the promo code GREYSTONES10 at checkout here.

Delgany’s Letterbox Jox have just introduced a special trial offer box for new customers at only €10, so you can see just how great it is to have new socks and jocks delivered to your door. Choose from size XS to XXL. Makes a great gift for your husband, boyfriend, dad, grandad or any boxer wearing friend! For more information on this trial offer, check right here.

Wicklow’s award-winning nursery and toy retailer Kaliedy have two newborn bundle specials right now. And they’ll, eh, save you a bundle. Details here.

Dragging themselves kicking and screaming into the late 20th century, Moretti’s are now online. And the Church Road chipper are celebrating with 20% off your first online order. Details right here..

The original of the spices, Chakra have brought back their much-loved early bird menu, with a 2 course costing just €30 and a 3 course €35. Available Tuesday to Thursday from 5pm to 6.30pm and Sundays from 2pm to 4.30pm. Do it. Details here.

Good to see another new Greystones business thriving in these uncertain times, East Coast Football Company running individual and small group sessions with UEFA-qualified professional coaches in top quality UEFA standard facilities. Which is as it should be. And the bould Declan Bollard is offering a 10% discount if you quote The Greystones Guide when booking. You can email the lad on [email protected].

Outdoor Living up at Glen Of The Downs have up to 70% off their garden chairs, patio heaters, fire pit sofas and beyond. For those who like to go outside their house occasionally, but bring their creature comforts with them. Details right about here.

Latest specials from Eskimo Pizza has 20% off when you spend €25 or more when ordering online. Lots to choose from too – right here.  

There are fine specials at Nature’s Gold each month – and for June, they’ve got almost too many bargains to mention, but we’ll highlight 20% off Rude Health plant milk and Together health food supplements, 25% off Solgar Ester C Immune Support sachets and Weleda New Skin food products. Full details here.

Andy at Newlock is offering a complete refurb of your front door’s locks, handle and keys for just €295. Details right about here.

For those who like their meat, Joe The Butcher is offering up two €50 specials – the Butcher’s Box, boasting 2 500gm of steak mince, 6 Irish chicken fillets, 6 steak burgers, 6 chicken ashlings, 12 sausages, 6 southern fry drumsticks, 500gm chicken goujons and 12 Piri Piri chicken wings. There’s also the Winter Box, which comprises of 1 Spatchock chicken, 2 500gms of mince, 6 Irish chicken fillets, 12 sausages, 500gm diced beef and 500gm steak for stir fry. And these – along with a host of other box beauties – are available with free delivery. Oh, and you can get 4 lamb, feta & mint burgers or 4 dry-aged sirloin steaks for €15. Website here.

Over at Daly’s SuperValu on Church Road, they’ve got a flash sale every Thursday. This week, it’s sizzling steaks, tempting treats and good ol’ gin. Nice. Find out more right here.

At The Source in Meridian Point, their week-long specials just keep on coming – so much so, it’s hard to keep up. So, just swing by, kids.

And while you’re there, you could win yourself an Apple Watch S3 with GPS in IT Star’s big raffle. Just €2 a ticket. More on IT Star here.

At Joker’s, if you feel like spoiling the missus on that big anniversary, they have 10% off when you use their mobile apps or online ordering. Which is right over here.

If you’re partial to great food at a great price, it’s hard to argue with the new early bird special at The Horse & Hound, where, from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 6pm, you can grab 2 courses for €27 or 3 for €32. YOWSA! You can book your table at the Bellevue Restaurant by calling 012874642. Today.

Over at Des Doyle Butchers, as of March 2023, they’ve got a whole new range of specials, including 10 chicken fillets for €14.99, 4 sirloin steak burgers for €8, 4 prawn kebabs for €7, 5 turkey burgers for €7.50, crispy shredded chicken at €6 (or two for €10), 8 boneless chicken thighs for €7 or handmade sausage rolls for €3.99. The lads are now also stocking George’s Kitchen ready made meals and fresh fish. You can call Des on 012872181 for further details. Or just swing by.

Meanwhile, the award-winning Enso have introduced their new specials whereby three top pizzas – Margherita, pepperoni or the weekly special – are on offer for €10, whilst all pizzas are €12.50 all day. YOOM!

Perchance you be a fan of ridiculously good bargains, and you’ve exhausted Vincent’s, you’ll be glad to know that one day a month Kilcoole turns into bargain town, as the already-cheap-as-chorizo Thrift Shop have their monthly First Tuesday half-price sale. When they’re back in the room, of course.

Yum!

Right now, there are too many specials at Domino’s in Charlesland to include here – so, we put them all here. 

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, they’ve always got some specials on the go, but given that Padraig and Anthony are still stuck firmly in the 1970s – complete with fnarr-fnarr humour – the feckers haven’t figured out how to email those specials over to us. So, we swung by this week, and it turns out you can grab 1 stir fry, 1lb round mince, 4 chicken fillets and 4 steak burgers for just €14. Nice.

And we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees over zero-fecks contracts – and they’re now packaging their pastries in plastic boxes – feck ’em. Feck ’em real good.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now.