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We’ve been scheming and plotting for months now, trying to get all of Greystones’ beautiful, smart and sexy businesses to let us know their special offers.

The idea being that, having all the town’s bargains in one bin will make life a whole lot easier for us tight-fisted Greystonians.

Who knows, it may even tempt us away from the internet. And Dundrum.

Naturally, being Greystones, it’s proven pretty darn impossible to get all our shop owners to get their sales acts together, so, we reckon the best thing to do is simply get the ball rolling with what we do have. In the hope that the others will eventually cop on and catch up

Here are this week’s Greytones specials…

This week’s two-day special from SuperValu sees those big 600g tins of Celebrations, Heroes, Roses and Quality Street at a rather cheap and cheerful 3-for-a-tenner. Nice. Offer is just for Thursday 21st and Friday 22nd, and you need one of those SuperValu rewards cards (free to sign up for)…

At Enso today, Thursday 21st, between 6.30pm and 8.30pm, it’s Buy One Pizza, Get Another Pizza Free! Which is a pretty darn sweet deal. Especially if you’re alone, and a greedy feck. Other groovy meal deals at Greystones’ new pizzeria, include a Thursday and Friday Happy Hour of one large pizza with garlic dip and a scoop of your choice for just €15. Available from 7.30pm to 9.30pm, this is an eat-in treat. Also, first order online comes with a 20% discount, or grab a pizza slice & a coke for €5 any day up to 4.30pm, or indulge in the €40 Family Deal – Dough Bites, 2 Large Pizzas, 4 Milkshakes & 4 Cookies, their Couples Eat-In Special, their Student Special... You can check out Enso’s full menu here.

Over at Green Mango, any online orders this weekend come with a 15% discount when you use the code MANGO15. Also, you can choose from their Healthy Monday special (Soup & Salad just €12.50), their Vegan Tuesday (when there’s 20% off the vegan menu), the Family Meal Deal (order 4 mains and get a free starter & prawn crackers) and their Starter Up special (where you can double-up your starters for just €5). 

Oh, and big shout-out to AMOC Jewellers, who are celebrating the launch of their new website with a special 10% off exclusively for GG readers. Just use the promo code GG2019 at checkout, baby!

The bould Fiona Roche is continuing her autumn sale, having recently welcomed the fancy-pants L’Occitane into her Blacklion pharmacy – and to celebrate, when you buy any of their shampoos, you’ll get a free 75ml bottle of conditioner thrown in. There are loads more groovy bargains in-store too – including, just added, CB12 Mouth Wash Oral Care Pack now half-price – and a whole range of Christmas decorations! Agréable!

This week’s 48-hour Friday and Saturday special from SuperValu sees a 2-for-€25 on 20-bottles boxes of Heinekin, Bulmers and Coors. Just so you’re ready for Christmas. You just have to sign up for their free Rewards Card thingy…

Not sure how to break this to you but, the Kilkenny Shop have another mindblowing sale. Should you miss it, fret not – these guys have more sales than Des Kelly Carpets, so, there’ll be another one along in a minute.

Just up the road, on Hillside, the mighty Anne at Pretty Woman has her autumn bargains on the go – including 20% off cardigans, and a €10 voucher with every €100 spent

Still some great deals in Lorient’s latest sale, 20% off on vintage style glasseschampagne, wine, tall & water glasses in boxes of 6 – for a limited time only. Find out more about Lorient right here.

At Concepts, they have a Mookie & Boo special right now – purchase any 2 signature scents and receive a complementary Pillow Mist (worth €20), whilst their Knight & Day range of jewellery is currently half-price, baby!

On the foodie front, those clever clogs at Camile Thai have a €7.99 Lunch Special menu, full of yummy, award-winning goodness, with dishes including Stir Fry Noodles, Crispy Chili Chicken, Tom Yam & Rice, Green Curry, Fried Tofu Salad and beyond. all set in what is fast becoming the town’s favourite sun trap

The town’s grooviest new eaterie are also offering their Maeve Madden Special – gluten-free chicken & ginger stir fry – for €12.99, whilst their Early Bird Special Monday to Friday, 2pm to 6pm is just €14.95 for a main course & a glass of wine. YUM! And on Sundays, kids eat for free when sitting down with an adult about to devour their favourite Camile meal.

Open Wednesday to Sunday, The Bellevue Restaurant at The Horse & Hound has just introduced a new Early Bird menu from Wednesday to Saturday, 5pm to 9pm, where you can enjoy a fine 2-course meal for just €19.95. More details here.

There’s the early bird specials at both Daata and Buoys Kitchen, whilst Chakra have their pre-theatre menu running throughout the month too. Oh, and down at Apache Pizza, on Wednesdays, order a large €12.99 pizza and get chicken wings for just €2, whilst from noon to 5pm, any medium pizza and can is just €10. For afters, 500ml tubs of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is only €3.99, for a limited time only.

And if you’re a fan of traditional fish and chips and strange-looking burgers, Jokers have two specials on the go – sign-up to their online ordering app, and get 20% off on your first order, whilst for the regular customer, there’s currently 10% off on orders online.

And you’re down at Enso, pop next door to the bould Des Doyle, Greystones’ finest butcher, where there’s always bargains to be had. Right now, they have a Leg Of Lamb for just €19.99, 750g of Round Steak Mince at €7 a tray (only 5% fat, people!), a range of ready meals at 3 for €18 and a 1kg bag of Chicken Goujons for just €10. If the Flynn twins were still alive inside today, this is where they’d be

Oh, and we would normally round-up the specials at faceless corporate giant Tesco, but, given that they’re still shitting on their long-term employees, feck ’em.

Up at Farrelly’s in Delgany, right now they have… well, we’re not entirely sure. Padraig and Anthony are supposed to email us weekly, but, so far, nada. Still, you can be sure of daily bargains at this award-winning butchers, baby!

Across the road at the Delgany Mini Market, they’re already rolling out their Christmas specials – including Pringles and Terry’s Chocolate Oranges for €2.50 each, and Cadbury Milk Tray for just €6. Take that, global discount supermarket chains!

Also on the pizza front – and we’re slowly becoming a coffee by day, pizza by night town – Domino’s have a feckin’ gansey load of specials on the go right now. And there’s something there for every kind of pocket, and belly. You can check ’em all out right about here.

Talking of which, if healthy is your kick, Nature’s Gold always have goodies on the go, and The Happy Pear always have groovy promotions – so many, in fact, it’s hard for us to keep up. So, just pop in.

We update daily on the town’s specials, kids. So, y’all check back now. 

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