Pig Spotted In Greystones Garda Car

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nce Greystones gardaí let it be known this evening that they had rescued a stray pig on the streets of Kilcoole, Twitter natually lit up with captions…

And the winner, so far, is Hamburglar Arrested: Said To Be Disgrunteld, But Ready To Squeal.

Which works for us.

Having been taken to the Kilcoole Animal Hospital, gardai have put the call out for the little mirco pig’s owner to come forward.

The little fella is clearly keen to get home for a little Netflix and swill. Once he’d had his hog wash, of course. Whilst reading The Sunday Times Sty magazine and listening to Ham 69. And The Cure. Oh, and posted about the whole ordeal on Instaham. 

Keen that his owner comes forward asap, Hammy made the direct appeal through GG tonight, “Don’t go bacon my heart!”.

Thankfully, the little fella went all the way home on Monday, to a nearby residence. Up behind Woodstock Business Pork.