200-Year-Old Mill Now Belongs To MC Deep Rare

Our new High King…

t’s a building that has survived through two world wars, Ireland’s many struggles for Independence and even the infamous Hatton Barbecue Explosion of ’87, but it would appear that Killincarrig’s 200-year-old mill is now in the hands of local tycoon and budding gangsta rapper Deep Rare.

In accordance with the Phat Land Rules of Lord Afrika Bambaataa, once a gangsta tags a building with his name, said construction is, from that moment on, their property.

No one knows the true identity of the notorious local MC known only as Deep Rare, but one eye witness has described him as “a scrawny little white kid”, whilst another anonymous source stated, “he tries to talk like he’s Grandmaster Flash, but he always ends up sounding like Spongebob Squarepants with a cold”.

The legitimacy of the American-based Phat Land Rules is currently being investigated by Wicklow County Council, but, until this fresh prince claim of ownership of the historical local landmark has been clarified, MC Deep Rare is the official owner, and can therefore move into the long-abandoned premises as soon as his parents let him.

We’ll have a full report on this breaking story. Once MC Deep Rare has gone to bed.

His parents were keen that we didn’t upset the lad. “He’s our precious little angel-pie,” they explained, “and we try to keep him safe from nasty ol’ reality at all costs…”

You can witness lots more stunning Greystones graffiti right here, and about The Old Mill’s history here.