Crappers’ Delight At The South Beach

Ready when you aren’t…

aving first arrived in the South Beach car park in June 2021, the town’s temporary summer toilets have returned.

Situated down at the bottle bank end of the South Beach car park, they will be back up and pumping for the summer.

Only, the fecks down at the district office never told anyone.

With Greystones’ population constantly growing and the town itself becoming even more of a tourist attraction – even for our neighbours – the need for the likes of extra public toilets and extra bins has been a growing concern.

And Greystones District Council have heeded our cross-legged call, with today’s free public toilets joining the return recently of the old harbour crappers and the two pay-per-poo HQs at either end of the South Beach.

For the summer months, those harbour toilets will be opening from 10am to last odours at 6pm, and they’ll be there until the end of August.

Now, all we need are a few extra roads, the odd extra school, a community centre and maybe even a slab of untouched field to picnic on, and sure, we’ll all be happy champers.

Forever and ever. Eamonn.