Greystones 2nd Runner-Up In Enterprise Awards

Jaysus, we wined them, we dined them, we showed them just how rock’n’roll Greystones is…

And still, those sly feckers from Enterprise Ireland only awarded us 2nd Runner-Up.

Is there any way we can get our money back? They can keep the monogrammed brown envelopes, of course. As a souvenir.

Congratulations to whoever won first prize in our Leinster section – population over 7,000 – but, know this; it was clearly a sympathy win.

These judges obviously saw that Greystones has got it going on, and then some, and just felt that putting a fluffy rosette on top of a gold medal would be just silly.

So, you know, no hard feelings, Enterprise judges.

No feelings at all.