
With a name like Kruk, you could expect this week’s My Greystones star to be something of a smooth criminal.
Well, there’s no question that this guy is smooth – just ask the ladies – but, a criminal? Feck, no! Kruk Tulukaruk is one of the nicest guys you could ever meet around Greystones, a tall, lanky streak of happy who always seems to be fixing something for someone somewhere. Somehow.
Which only goes to show, what’s in a name? Especially a nickname. Kruk’s real first name is Pawel. As to his surname – for legal reasons, most likely – he never told us.
What we do know about this Happy Pear refugee who has started up his own groovy web design company, Codeboyz (currently giving GG the once over, as it happens), and spends pretty much all of his free time doting on his kids, Antos and Zosia. When he’s not being smooth with the ladies, that is.
Being such a tall, lanky streak of happy, Kruk naturally learnt some lethal martial arts along the way, becoming a Krav Maga practitioner down with Andrew and the boys. His status as a badminton champion will no doubt come in handy on this front – most attackers will retreat once you whack ’em hard in the shuttlecock.
We should also mention that Kruk is, unsurprisingly for a Happy Pear veteran, a health food nut. Plus, an epic dancer. And a sheep fondler.
Come to think of it, that must be where he got the name Kruk from.
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Which only goes to show, what’s in a name? Especially a nickname. Kruk’s real first name is Pawel. As to his surname – for legal reasons, most likely – he never told us.