The Farrelly Files #11: Paddy’s Got A Brand New Bag

Any port in a storm…

ep, you never know when the Vomitus Maximus Twatus bug will suddenly strike…

One minute, you’re walking down the street with your bestest friend in the whole world – the next, they look like they just tried to headbutt an omlette.

One such moment occurred for our beloved Farrelly brothers, Anthony and Padraig, during their wilderness years working behind the bar at Cabana’s. Greystones much-missed and much-maligned nightclub, where many a dodgy pint was imbibed and many a dodgy-looking kid was conceived (you know who you are).

On this particular night, one of those dodgy pints just didn’t want to stay down. And, well, it was a long, long way from the bar to the crapper. A little too long.

That’s when Anthony and Padraig noticed this particular patron beginning to lean in over their bar, looking for a sink, a bucket, a baseball cap…

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