There Will Be Oil

There are certain elements in this world that just don’t mix…

Elements such as Greystones & Bray, Simon & Garfunkel and, hey, oil and water.

So, you can imagine the concerns of Applewood Heights resident Teresa Kinsella when, for the second year running, she’s noticed that, right around early summer, the stream at the bottom of her garden gets a little colourful.

And that’s because someone, somewhere is spilling oil into the natural water supply, which wings its way all the way down from Delgany and beyond.

The question is, of course, who? And where? And feckin’ WHY?

If you have any ideas, or if your neighbour looks suspiciously like Daniel Day Lewis on a madcap bender, let us know.

We’d love to shine a light on the culprit. With a match.