Éire Óg Greystones Golf Classic

The poster looks like it was designed by Dougal, but, hey, it’s not the look, it’s the message that counts.

And the message is, Éire Óg are hosting a golf classic this Friday at the Greystones Golf Club.

As you can see, it’s €240 a team, and you can sponsor a hole for €100.

There will be two shotgun starts on the day – at 9.30pm and 2.30pm – with, eh, burger at 9 (is that the 9th hole, or 9am, 9pm?), with dinner for all at 7pm.

There will also be a celebrity speaker, followed by a DJ and, what we’re promised in red, SERIOUS CRAIC. Which sounds nice.

If you’re up for a round of golf with a round of applause at the end, call Anthony Byrne on 0878188871.