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A title that the Disney corporation had first laid claim to on October 1st, 1971, when they opened their Magic Kingdom theme park in Bay Lake, Florida, The Happiest Place On Earth has been Mickey & Co’s trademark tagline ever since.
n a shock move that will no doubt have Walt Disney spinning in his cyrogenic freezer, Greystones

Agents Ian Cognito and Anne Onymous doing the Cliff Walk
Dart station has just been declared the happiest place on earth.
A title that the Disney corporation had first laid claim to on October 1st, 1971, when they opened their Magic Kingdom theme park in Bay Lake, Florida, The Happiest Place On Earth has been Mickey & Co’s trademark tagline ever since.
And as the multi-billion-dollar, global entertainment empire has expanded over the years, the constant drive to give both adults and children a place where, in the words of Roy O. Disney, “the young at heart of all ages can laugh and play and learn”, has seen the Disney brand take over the world.
The recent acquisitions of Pixar (Toy Story, The Incredibles, Inside Out, etc), Marvel (home of The Avengers) and Star Wars (some sci-fi musical series, according to Wikipedia) has meant that The Mouse House’s crown had looked set to continue for decades to come.

Roy and Walt Disney in happier times
But Disney hadn’t reckoned on the Greystones Dart station – a whole other kind of Mickey Mouse operation.
Posing as a couple on holidays from Chicago, undercover judges paid a surprise visit to Greystones Dart station last month, the increasing murmurs about this little haven of joy, laughter and love having grown too loud for them to ignore. As the fake couple posed as tourists trying to buy a return ticket to the city centre, they soon got a dose of that world-famous Irish hospitality and charm.
“Right from the start, our experience at Greystones Dart station was just magical,” said Anne Onymous (not her real name). “As we approached the counter, the guy sitting behind the glass never even looked our way. He just stared off into the middle distance, twirling a pen in his right hand, and it was only after our fifth request for help that he finally uttered what we later discovered to be one of his hilarious catchphrases.
“Without even turning his head towards us, he quipped, “Use the ticket machines – that’s what they’re there for”. And this is the beautiful part. He then slowly moved his gaze around towards us – so slowly, I began to suspect that he might be electronic – and just stated in a monotone voice, “And before you ask, I don’t have any change”.
“And with that, he just pulled down this giant blind, and left us standing there. So cute!”
But it wasn’t only the service that impressed these international, jet-setting

The kids play area
judges. “There’s just so much to do at this station,” enthused Anne. “You can sit on the bench to the left of the front door, or, if you tire of that, you can move over and sit on the bench to the right.”
For fellow judge Ian Cognito (not his real name), the fact that the station was teeming with activities for the whole family was the main attraction. “Besides the thrill of being able to choose Bench 1 or Bench 2 – just thinking about that now still gives me a tingle – there’s also a wonderful little cubby-hole space of about two-feet square that kids can just walk in and out of, again and again, to their little hearts’ content. When

The VIP Lounge

n a shock move that will no doubt have Walt Disney spinning in his cyrogenic freezer, Greystones

“Without even turning his head towards us, he quipped, “Use the ticket machines – that’s what they’re there for”. And this is the beautiful part. He then slowly moved his gaze around towards us – so slowly, I began to suspect that he might be electronic – and just stated in a monotone voice, “And before you ask, I don’t have any change”.

4 comments
And I thought Mr Happy at Geleageary was fun….
Brilliant!
Genius! That gave me such a laugh, especially as it was more fact than fiction.
Excellent, now you will have to get those guys to visit Bank of Ireland on the main street!