“Hey there, the name’s Bruce – as in Bruce Lee. So, you know, no nonsense, from you, or from anyone, or, CARRR-ACK, your leg is broken. That’s how we Miniature Schnauzers roll.
“The guy I’m looking after here is Tom. Seems pretty cool. He’s just showing me around Greystones, as I only just got here, from sunny Rostrevor, in County Down. I was too much dog for that little village to handle though, so, you know, they had to move me to a bigger part of the country.
“This is my first walk around Greystones, and I gotta say, impressed. You got the sea, you got nice, big empty beaches for me to practice my moves on, and, man, are there a lot of other dogs around here. You guys plainly need looking after in Greystones.
“So, you’ll be seeing a lot more of me. Unless I see you first. If you look up Greystones Ninjas on Google, there’s nothing there. That’s how good we are.”