Sometimes, you really just do have to get the hell away  from everyone and everything…

Especially if the guy right next to you keeps having himself a good ol’ free range sneeze every two minutes.

For those who would like to self-isolate with a little luxury, the Theatre Lane Lofts are now ready to offer you some quality Quarantini time.

Part of The Whale theatre family, and situated right in the heart of town – sure, you can see SuperValu (and the rest of Greystones) from your balcony – this little oasis of opulence helps keep the likes of Russell Brand, David O’Doherty and, eh, The Tonight Show coming to our little backwoods town.

You can check out the Dreaming loft here, Gairdín here, and Murphy’s loft here.

Every cloud has a silver lining, and as we all step back from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, the time has never been better to get away from it all in your own private paradise.