“The name’s Bruno, but my friends call me The Beast of Greystones.
“Mainly because I’ve been blessed with not only Luke Kelly’s good looks but his hair, temperament and dress sense too. Once I’m unleashed down in The Cove, it’s like Luke is gatecrashing a party at The Corrs house. Mayhem!
“All the little doggies are just so manicured down there, most of them see me as an exploding Brillo pad on legs.
“But, hey, that’s the way we German Wirehaired Pointers roll, my man. And I guess it’s that German blood that draws me to the beaches in Greystones – makes me feel like I’m invading! Boom agus BOOM!
“And they say we Germans don’t have a sense of humour.
“What else to tell you? Other than the fact that I’m just two years old, I should point out that I’m lucky enough to be surrounded by fine, strong women, such as Anna here. Or is this Morgan? All you humans look the same to me.
“Except for my hero, Luke Kelly, of course. Now there was a handsome chap, with ravishing and ravaged hair.