Want To See The Flynn Twins Talking Crap…?

They say a mighty, healthy poo is the sign of a mighty, healthy body…

Which means that Greystones must have some of the fittest dogs on the planet.

But what about the rest of us? How do we size up when it comes to heaving a Havana, to fertilizing the ferns, to dropping the kids off at the pool…?

Well, if you’re not too sure about the cut of your own particular, and possibly peculiar, Numero Dos, fear not, for help is at hand.

Those loveable, huggable Flynnstones have just released a helpful video manual when it comes to pumping a clump of dump out of your rump. And they have a special friend to help them.

By the name of Rich Roll.

Who, we can only assume, is the younger brother of Log Roll.

You can catch the life-affirming, ass-checking, giggle-inducing video below. Just remember not to overdo it on the oul’ bran front.

Even if the bottom falls out of your world, best not to jump arse-first into the Happy Pear Super-Duper Hi-Fibre Diet. Or the world might just fall out of your bottom.