Curious To Know Who’s Taking The Old HMV Shop…?

Failing that, some cut of gentleman’s club would be most welcome. A social focal point where the cultured elders of The Stones can meet to discuss developments in Ukrainian political reforms, the international tin market and Martin Amis’ rapid descent into irrelevance, all the while enjoying a crisp Pinot Grigio or exquisitely chosen single malt. We could hold cultural nights where various art forms from across Europe are demonstrated on a small but well lit stage in the round, complemented by a snazzy sound system that does stereo. Delectable buffalo wings might be served by bubbly female college students in bright clothing eager to earn a crust or to save for the latest Apple device or course fees. Local artists might be encouraged to do live demonstrations in special booths with audio commentary piped through speakers. Members of the clergy may pop along monthly to update us on the Varican’s stance on topics of interest, such as the 8th Amendment, refugee migration and whether curry flavour Tayto is in direct conflict with Vatican 2. Local celebrities could use it as a base to talk to children about self belief and never settling for mediocrity before jetting off to appear on XPosé that same evening! The possibilities are literally many but ultimately finite.

Must be Boots. They were said to be seeking sites around the country. A welcome addition to the town. Better than another coffee dock.

Or some udder place that’s not welcome like Mc Donald’s?

Sorry I’ll stop now

Amoosments?